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Me: 5' 9' Blonde hair Hazel Eyes Adventurous and Humble, I am actually much greater than I give myself credit for.
You: Not taller than me (awkward) Dark Hair (honestly, beggars can't be choosers, any color is fine) Open Minded and not easily disappointed.
Reason: Propagate Mars and create our own haven. Use our children to mine hidden ores beneath the surface to sell to Earth dwelling humans for a slightly inflated price in order to finance our epic tomato garden (complete with antique wood bucket fountain).
You will be responsible for your own hygiene products (I don't shop for that stuff). I will provide 3 bags of Black Pepper Jerky and a bag of all green M&M's(Skittles suck) ((unless you don't like green, then it's whatever color you want. Just have to give me a heads up so I can collect an entire bag worth of your favorite color))(((Bag may not be properly sealed))).
Additional Items:
1.) Your mother may never know where we are.
2.) I am King (you don't have to listen to me if you don't want to, just let me say I'm the King).
3.) If you touch my action figures, the deal is off.
4.) I don't ever want to hear about any of your past relationships.
5.) MacGyver is way more awesome than David Hasselhoff (I don't really know what you can do with this, just wanted to clear that up).
P.S. Like I said, don't be easily disappointed, time travel will probably not be included. However, if it is, I will procure weaponry(probably just sticks) to protect us(hopefully) from all the Raptors.
P.S.S. If there really are Raptors, please be slow so I can outrun you(that way I don't get eaten, kind of a form of insurance).
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